Misspent #youth : How I got beat up the first few times – And #OldSchoolMothers … #Blog #humour #readers Misspent youth: How I got beat up the first few times - And Old School Mothers... When I was a kid there was no Internet, phones were barely more than curiosities that not everyone could afford, and Jesus was only in the second grade. Uh, before God zaps me let me explain that that would be Jesus Santos whose parents had moved to Galveston where I went to school at Island Elementary, not the savior that died on the cross. But, that brings up a point, why name the kid that? Wouldn't you be a little concerned that some smart Alec like me would come along and say.. “Hey, are you that Jesus?” and “So, where are your disciples?” Anyway, after Jesus punched me I realized that people with funny names can fight. And right after that I realized if you point that out to the person in casual conversation Jesus just might punch you again. I was not a smart child, a little brainy, but